Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Whats up with ScarJo?

Scarlett Johansson?
I hate you.

No, it's not because you married the talented and funny Ryan Reynolds which seems totally undeserved when I think of all the moronic things to come out of your mouth.

It's not because of your stupidly placed tattoo.

So why do I hate you?'s definitely all the stupid things that come out of your mouth that are both negative towards women, contradictory, and catered to the ideal of female sexuality as constructed by males....

“I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.”

Have you called up Hellen Mirren and told her that? Because I don't know if you're aware of her last photo shoot. She might be old but she is no hag and a natural beauty. Since aging is an inevitable process it's nice to see people embracing what we're supposed to look like

“I hope they make a video game of me. At least I wouldn't have any cellulite then.”

Again worried about your looks. While I get your job depends on looks, at least how you portray yourself and the roles you go for, ever thought of how stupid you sound when you say that and then say things like...

“If you're comfortable with yourself, then it's sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I feel sexy. I am a very liberated person that way. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face - well, sometimes I'm not comfortable with my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it.”

Right. You're comfortable with your sexuality except for looking old and any body imperfections. I actually don't find you liberated at all. I also like how only the things that you like are the things that males value sexually and the reason they see your movies, your body and breasts. Of course your face, which makes you unique, is what you don't like.

"Of course it's nice to be considered sexy, as a young woman in my prime. But I try not to think about the sexiness. And I never think about it being distracting."

You try not think about it but you always talk about it. Annoying. Also, it's not distracting?

"I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it. It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn't get past the cleavage."

okay...and? google yourself and thats all you see because thats all you show.

and my fav?

"I think that I sort of see other actresses are kind of proud of the way they look and show it off. That`s never really been my style. I really don`t think that it`s disgusting or wrong, if you`re 18 you`re 18, it`s your body, it`s your right to show yourself, however, I don`t really take a part in that. I like to look nice, but I think that there`s ways of doing it that are more tasteful than just wearing a bikini wherever you go. "

Oh how times change. I don't think there's a movie or awards show when your breasts aren't hanging out or being squeezed til they hit your face. As Betty pointed out, you being a skinny girl with big breasts is okay but being curvy like Christina Hendricks (from Mad Men) and having large breasts {read: normal and sexy} is someone disgusting. Don't fool yourself, you have some curves but you're a skinny girl with big breasts. I really see no problem wearing a bikini to the beach if you're 18, so please show me who does that atthe parties and places you go?

ScarJo, you have annoyed me in all your roles except for Ghost World, which was awesome {whats up thora birch? rip brad renfro :( }, I hated you in "He's Just Not That Into You", and I am sick of every interview/time I see you/you open your mouth there is always some stupid quote about your sexuality. Don't get me started on your views on monogamy...

I don't like that you think you're so sexually liberated but work and promote and perpetuate the industry standards of beautiful and sexy. I feel bad that you don't like you face. I think you recognize that it is a game but you embrace it and continue it and that makes me sad. I don't like you and the control you perceive to have over your sexuality. You say things like, "Being ultra-thin is not sexy at all. Women shouldn't be forced to conform to unrealistic and unhealthy body images that the media promote." but then you go on about how you take anti aging products, hate you face, and how a women's best compliment is being called sexy.

I don't think so. My best compliment is when someone recognized my intelligence or humor or things that I can control

Beauty is an accident. What you are inside is a choice.

So ScarJo? I hate you.



{edit: I am not against plastic surgery, anti aging, botox, make up, etc etc. I really just don't like the message that sexuality is about looks and being perfect. However a person is comfortable is fine with me but do realize that without the media, most people wouldn't be clamoring for the physical perfection they crave. What a person finds sexy is subjective and these are just my opinions on an actress I really don't like. Again, hate is just a strong word for dislike}


JPO said...


I like her! And I also like anti-aging cream. I don't want my neck to end up looking like a turkeys....but hey its YOUR BLOG!

More power to ya girlfriend!

leymilne said...

*slow clap* and a big THUMBS UP.

Seriously, I'm so sick of people loving this girl! She can't act, she's dumb as a post, and she clearly doesn't listen to herself speak. Every time I hear about her in a new movie, I want to vomit on the director a little. Just because they want to look at her tits through a camera lens, doesn't mean we want to seem them on a giant screen for two hours.


Vixen said...

I fucking hate Scarjo too. She thinks she's all deep and emotional and sexy and 'real' and awesome enough to cover Tom FUCKING Waits and all the boys think she's God's gift to humanity but really she's just a dumb bitch and actually I'm just really jealous of her and kind of want to be her especially in Vicky Cristina Barcelona but I also want to murder her because it's just not fair and also my vagina's name is Veronica and ALSO HIIIIII!

A said...

i hate her too. for most of the same reasons you do - she just blabs about shit she has no clue about. and she's married to one of the hottest men in hollywood and totally doesn't deserve it! boo her!

andygirl said...

So I'm torn. Yeah, she's dumb. And not a great actress, not like Rachel McAdams or Christina Hendricks (I love them!). BUT, she's smokin' and I totes wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Ms. Emily Ann said...

Haha, this is hilarious! I actually like her, but had no idea she has said all of these comments. I was laughing out loud at your responses to them! Thanks for sharing :)

DSS said...

You know, I used to really like her. A long time ago. And then I watched He's Just Not That In To You. And I know she was playing a character...but I didn't like her anymore after that. Blech! Ryan Reynolds should marry me instead. Obviously.

nova said...

Yeah, that's a terrible tattoo. You'd think celebrities who are so worried about their appearance would think about what they're gonna get and then go to a fantastic reputable artist.

You'd think.

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